Something in your tone...

Girls, trust your gut & don't let yourself be treated any less than what you deserve.

So I joined EH (E-Harmony) and have not had such great luck. Boo. But no worries, it's actually been picking up a little this week! I'm in noooo hurry for anything, but figured let's see what happens...

I would love to shoot for someone who is my age or a bit older... 28-35ish? Of course, I get a bunch of 26 year olds and a few 28's... I think there may be a 33 in there too. Age is just a number baby, right? Haha, not in this case...

So I am was talking to this guy (I won't use his real name, but started with a "D" and ends in "anny") and we got to the last step of emailing. (I believe he is 26 btw) Anywho, I notice his emails are just short and frankly... retarded to be honest. In one, he talked about how he was "recovering from the night before" - normal enough. But then he proceeds to tell me that he was in line at the bar and a girl comes up to him, lifts her dress and starts booty dancing on him....... Why the f- would you share that with me? Oh well, it was a good laugh, but kinda random. If that happened to me, I'd probably try to leave that out of the convo, just sayin. He also asked me when my last relationship was - I told him about... 2-3 months? So he went in on the whole, "Ooooo I see, lookin' for a rebound huh?? ;)" ... Ugh... sure... but no, not really, not at all jackass. Ewww. And here is the finale kicker: I asked what he was looking for in a girl, physically, personality-wise, morally, etc. He responds with... (of course, I should've seen this coming) "I'm a big ass and legs guy ;) How about you?" Hmmm...

Kinda disappointed, but lets be honest, I saw that one coming right off the bat. He honestly reminded me of my ex, just with his jackass bluntness and sexual comments. Haha, so me, the old, 28 year old that I am, I respond: "Wow haha, you and I may not be one the same level of this: You may be too young for me or I may be too old for you". He responds with, "Well if you're already having doubts, there's no sense in continuing this". Well said boosh! So I smile to myself (because I was proud I didn't give in to his "I'm an ass man myself") and close the match - aka I won't see him anymore & he can't contact me. (Sigh...) So this is a prime example of why I need to look at some older gents!

I'm actually talking to two guys (email) who seem really great, want to get to know me, tell me about themselves and actually haven't exchanged numbers yet - so I will report back soon how all of that is going. Maybe I should ask them if their ass-men or...? Ha!